And now for an August wrap up: MURPHY’S OTHER 15 LAWS
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well
3. He, who laughs last, thinks slowest
4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night
5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine
6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t
7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool
8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong
9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone from Florida would be silly enough to try to pass them
10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it
11. The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those, who got there first
12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer
13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries
14. God gave you toes as a device for finding furniture in the dark
15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people, who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury-duty
Have a great September!